Life hasn’t been kind to you. You lost your family at a young age, and the one who welcomed you did so only partially. You tried to look forward and move on, but your studies led nowhere, and you return home unemployed, unfulfilled, and somewhat unwelcome. You had little hope, and fewer prospects, until you met Her.

Should you listen? Should you trust her? It’s up to you.

Either way, you will need to get laid. A lot.